the signs as the mcelroy brothers’ solutions to fearing shower murder

thetasteoffire:

put on some beyonce and simply be too strong and sexy to be murdered: taurus, leo, scorpio, aquarius

hide a knife in there. you thought the psycho was out there? suprise! the psycho’s in here with the irish spring on him: aries, cancer, libra, capricorn

a clown decoy showers instead of you for months while you wait in a closet with a knife, full on home alone style: gemini, virgo, sagittarius, pisces

(via anonymousalchemist)