Fun Christmas idea:
Hang mistletoe but instead of kissing you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it
Mistlefoe™
This seems like the kind of hypermasculine tradition a pro hockey player with the nickname ‘Bad Bob’ would maintain every holiday season, so consider Zimbits attending a Zimmerparent holiday party populated with Old Guard hockey legends and Bitty going ‘Look, Jack! Mistletoe!’ And Jack leaping into action like a secret service agent taking a bullet.
Later, Jack has an ice pack over his eye and Mario Lemeiux is sheepishly avoiding everyone. Bitty’s on his fourth mulled cider.
Eric: You should have let him deck me, Jack. Hockey legend sucker punching a gay guy? That’s a hate crime. We could have owned the Penguins.
Eric: But no, you had to be all valiant and brave *sniff* and protect me…*sobbing*…like you always protect me…
(Source: smeliot, via aguilillacolaroja)
